|Series||Cook's Arsenal Series|
|Location||Shower Room (Sublevel 1)|
The Merciless Extractor is a manual fruit juicer that is found on the first sublevel of the Shower Room. It can be found in one of the corners where there are electrical hazards, falling boulders, Wollywogs, and Watery Blowhogs.
"When I look at the president, I can't see myself climbing the corporate ladder. To be a manager, you've got to be an inhuman, heartless villain. This trait allows them to flog their dedicated workers without mercy and still sleep at night. I feel that same merciless cruelty radiating from this metallic altar. I wonder if it was once used for dark, unspeakable ceremonies. Or perhaps it was once the desk of a corporate boss. We'll never know..."
"Squeeze. Squeeze! Had enough? SQUEEEEEZE! A ruthless, savage heart in machine form! No giant fruit can retain its juice in the face of this relentless wringing device. If you are greedy down to the last drop, this is for you!"
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